Brown and Cameron Bid for Sympathy

... Brown is considering giving his wife cancer in a bid for more sympathy.Gordon Brown shed a tear as he received a beautiful bouquet of roses from his gay fiance', President George Bush, as he was listening to the Arctic Monkeys on his Ipod.

Gordon hopes it shows people his soft side.

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